Posts tagged officerwayne
HARLEEN FRANCIS QUINZEL OH MY GOD
THOSE THINGS ARE CREEPY.
THAT’S WHY I ADDED A TRIGGER WARNING BECAUSE I DID NOT UNDERSTAND UNTIL I SAW THAT
SALT ‘N BURN ‘EM. SALT ‘N BURN ‘EM.
WAIT.
THEY’RE UNDERWATER.
CRAP! ABORT THE MISSION! ABORT ABORT!
LOOK THEY HAVE EVERY RIGHT TO EXIST BUT
I COULD HAVE GONE WITHOUT KNOWING THAT
I JUST
NOPE
(via detectivewayne)
HARLEEN FRANCIS QUINZEL OH MY GOD
THOSE THINGS ARE CREEPY.
THAT’S WHY I ADDED A TRIGGER WARNING BECAUSE I DID NOT UNDERSTAND UNTIL I SAW THAT
Anyone know how to read tea leaves?
I think it’s telling you that… hold on… It’s telling you that you’re gonna die… but you’re gonna be happy about it.
You’re clearly not getting enough drugs.
(via detectivewayne)
detectivewayne asked: [text] If you feel any sort of affection for me, you'll convince the doctor to give me more morphine. My whining hasn't worked so far, and I'm a pretty good whiner.
[TXT] You get your dosage, no more. However, your doctor can prescribe something in addition to the morphine. It’s on demand, though, so if your doctor writes a script you have to call for a nurse when you feel you need it.
[TXT] You big baby.
detectivewayne asked: [text] awkae. Hi.
[TXT] They let you have a phone? Does that mean you can have visitors?
(via detectivewayne)
officerwayne replied to your audio post: Paul McCartney, “Blackbird”
You’re certainly in a musical mood.
It was Billy Joel night and now it’s shifted to Paul McCartney night.






